The Matzah, the Maror, Charoset at its best,
The Karpas, Roasted Egg, and Paschal Lamb!
The Gabriels, Libens, Shilors, Lurias, Litwins, and the rest,
All at the Seder table gathered round.
Remember Mil and Carrie at our Seder?
And that yummy carrot ring from Victor Mayer...
There's no Seder like our Seder
There's no Seder I know-
Everything about it is Halakhic!
Nothing that the Rabbis won't allow!
Listen how we read the whole Haggadah:
It's all in Hebrew!
'Cause we know how!
There's no Seder like our Seder
We tell a tale you should know:
Moses took the people out into the heat
They baked their Matzah while on their feet;
Now isn't that a story that just can't be beat?
Let's go on with the show!
There's no Seder like our Seder
There's no Seder I know-
Zip and Elly like to shmooze through dinner,
Danny likes to point out something new.
Norm and Mordy- they're not into shmoozing-
But they'll be snoozing, before we're through!
There's no Seder like our Seder
We tell Maggid so well-
Even if you're on a chair that's made to fold
You won't be sitting out in the cold
Just bring your guests no matter if they're young or old,
It's Pesach and that's swell,
So join us, and we'll kvell!